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                The swear word that could help your eyesight
                  5th April 2009 
				• Here's a REALLY good reason why you should do  
                  everything to strengthen your eyes  
                  
                 • The swear word that could help your eyesight 
                  
                 • Laughter really is the best medicine 
                  
                 If you are of a nervous disposition, I suggest you turn  
                 away now... 
                  
                 Or at least scroll down to the next page. 
                  
                 Because what I'm about to tell you almost made me  
                 faint when I heard it. 
                  
                 Okay, maybe I'm NOT the world's toughest man.  
                 Even someone cracking their knuckles can make me  
                 feel a little queasy. 
                  
                 But this is 1000 times worse than that. And it involves  
                 my alltime 'notforthesqueamishfavourite'... the  
                 eye. 
                  
                 Here's a REALLY good reason why you should  
                 do everything to strengthen your eyes 
                  
                 I'm someone who's never worn contact lenses  
                 because the thought of sticking a finger in my eye to  
                 put them in leaves me cold. 
                  
                 But that's nothing compared to what's just happened  
                 to my motherinlaw... 
                  
                 We've just picked her up from the Eye Hospital in  
                 Bristol, where she had to undergo an operation to  
                 repair a tear at the back of her eye. 
                  
                 This tear had filled with fluid, so first off the doctor  
                 had to... 
                  
                 [WARNING: this is where it gets gruesome] 
                  
                 Okay, the doctor had to stick a needle in her eye  
                 WHILE SHE WAS STILL AWAKE and drain the  
                 fluid out.  
                  
                 Then her eye was operated on to mend the tear.  
                  
                 Now she has to lay face down for the next 10 days.  
                 When we went to see her last night I quipped that we  
                 could just prerecord a conversation, press the play  
                 button, then tiptoe off to the pub for an hour. 
                  
                 But of course that would be wrong. Wouldn't it? 
                  
                 Yes, yes. Of COURSE it would. I'll stop recording  
                 right now. 
                 
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                Anyway, this latest episode in a long and proud line of  
                 terrible eye stories (did I ever tell you about my friend  
                 Sid who lost a contact lens down the back of his  
                 eye?) proved to me, yet again, that doing everything  
                 you can to look after and strengthen your eyes is one  
                 of the most important things you can do.  
                  
                 Which is why I've come up with some brilliant natural  
                 remedies to keep your eyes healthy: 
                  
                 The swear word that could help your eyesight 
                  
                 - Rooibos - this herb can only be found naturally  
                  on the slopes of the Cedarberg mountains in the  
                  Western Cape of South Africa.  
                  
                  Rooibos has powerful anti-oxidant properties,  
                  mainly due to an ingredient called superoxide  
                  dismutase. 
                  
                  Or SOD for short. (Okay, it's not really a swear  
                  word by today's standards, but I was brought up  
                  in an age where a loose 'blimey' would get you a  
                  clip round the ear). 
                  
                  SOD is an enzyme in the body that has one sole  
                  purpose - to locate and snuff out unstable oxygen  
                  molecules (free radicals).  
                  
                  And free radicals are determined to damage  
                  every part of your body - including your eyes.  
                  
                  It's like having The Terminator on your side,  
                  helping you track down and exterminate the  
                  enemy!  
                  
                 - Bilberry... ah yes, one of my old favourites gets  
                  another mention, but it's well deserved.  
                  
                  Bilberry contains a certain flavonoid compound  
                  called anthocyanosides, which run around  
                  repairing cell damage caused by free radicals. But  
                  it doesn't just patch things up after the event... 
                  
                  Bilberry has the power to build up the tiny blood  
                  vessels that run through the eye, which in turn  
                  helps get essential oxygen and nutrients into the  
                  area. This helps prevent diseases of the retina,  
                  eye haemorrhaging, cataracts and glaucoma - two  
                  very common eye disorders in older people.  
                  
                 - Cancer Bush - this was originally used by the  
                  Khoi San and Nama peoples of South Africa as a  
                  treatment for cancers.  
                  
                  But recently it's been found to help in the fight  
                  against other ailments including diabetes, thanks  
                  to three active ingredients - canavanine, pinitol,  
                  and the amino acid GABA. Farm workers in  
                  South Africa still use cancer bush (also known as  
                  Sutherlandia) to treat eye problems, by creating  
                  an eye wash using the plant. 
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                And finally... 
                  
                 Laughter really is the best medicine 
                  
                 You know the best thing about visiting someone in  
                 hospital...? 
                  
                 It's the laughter. 
                  
                 That may sound strange (and maybe it's down to  
                 nerves), but whenever I visit hospital, I seem to make  
                 more bad jokes and find more things funny than  
                 normal. 
                  
                 And to me, that's the whole purpose of visiting  
                 someone. Because if you make them laugh, you're  
                 helping them in for more ways than simply passing  
                 time. 
                  
                 Research shows that a good laugh can ease pain,  
                 boost your immune system, and even help treat  
                 serious illness such as cancer, by increasing a  
                 powerful immune cell called NK, which directly  
                 attack tumours. 
                  
                 Best of all, you don't have to do much to enjoy this  
                 natural medicine... 
                  
                 Just put on a favourite comedy DVD and enjoy it.  
                  
                 Or in my family's case, tell me a story about eyes and  
                 needles and laugh as I faint headfirst into a nurse  
                 carrying a tray full of urine specimens.  
                  
                 That's it for today. I'll be back next week with more  
                 tips and ideas. 
                  
                 Until then, look after yourself, get out in the sunshine  
                 (we've had five or so hours down this way in the past 
                 couple of days - that's half our yearly allowance 
                 already), and enjoy the good life! 
                  
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